Grant Patty
@grantpatty
Opens with 90 minutes of weird cutscenes before the first real gameplay which turns out to be hauling your mother's corpse up a mountain to be incinerated or else it's explodes in some sort of ghostly nuke thing. Also she was the president of the united states? And there's a little fetus in a jar that guides you around? And you stumble and fall and flop the whole way because the gameplay is just keeping your balance. And it's so self-serious and grim and miserable that I get why it was hit during the pandemic but actually it sucks bad!
CoD has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while but this slop really takes the cake. It's terrible!
A great sequel to a great puzzle game, though it lacks the moody mysterious loneliness of the original it makes up for it in the new mechanics that make the first game feel like tic tac toe.
The best 18xx train game around. A few simple changes from the stock rules of 1830 leads to an incredible 4 hour brain melter. Deeply strategic stock trading meets unforgiving track engineering. Perfect.
Sloppy wet bread, a nice hot dough to mush against the roof of your mouth, though ultimately unsatisfying. Won't be having again.
Great little spot two blocks from my house. Can't get food this cheap and good in DC, gotta go out to Virginia
Five stars if you have good aquifer water, but if you live in a city apartment with bad water it's not good at all (and never gets cold)
A nice mellow sound that rounds out the brass section. Not the star of the show but doesn't need to be. An honest instrument.
