Chris Patty
@chrisjpatty
They poisoned me. Not a bad burger really but unfortunately I was poisoned by them.
These are the absolute perfect drunk food. Stumbling in at 2:00 am and need something starchy to soak up the booze? Boom, 7 minutes later and you’ve got yourself a meal. I pair it with the”Fly By Jing” Sichuan Chili Crisp for a little extra flavor and spice. Trader Joe knows how to prevent a hangover and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I have so far never been let down by this place. Everything on the menu tastes very fresh and it’s tucked away nicely in the avenues. It can be hard to get a table without a reservation and it’s a bit on the pricier side, but portions are large so I usually end up just splitting a few large starters instead of getting entrees. Why doesn’t every restaurant just have food that’s good like this? Like I would go to your restaurant if the food tasted good instead of bad. Wildwood understands this.
This might be my favorite burger place in all of Salt Lake. Are the floors oddly sticky and the benches graffitied? Yes. Will it take 30 minutes minimum to get your order and in the meantime will you be harassed by any number of marauding local youths? Yes and yes. Despite its flaws if you threw one of these burgers down a steep hill I would go somersaulting after it like that cheese race they do in England.
I was pretty surprised how bad this place was. The food was expensive and it had the vibe of a casual upscale brunch house, but every dish can only be described as entirely flavorless. Like in an almost impressive way. Most restaurants that I don’t like I don’t know exactly how to make the food better necessarily except in vague terms but literally I could go back in the kitchen and show them some pretty basic ways to improve it. Confusing experience overall but didn’t stop me from having a lovely evening with one of my dearest friends.
Watching Rebecca consume this bog water has made me physically ill on multiple occasions.
I really wanted to like this album. I’m a contrarian by nature and seeing people decide ahead of time that it would be bad because they dislike Katy Perry for obscure sociopolitical reasons had me primed to call it a masterpiece, but there’s maybe 3 songs on this album total that even deserve a repeat listen. Just sort of nothing really. Already forgot I heard it. I would love a Perryssance but it’s going to take more than a couple 4x4 house tracks.
I made this site so by all rights I should give it 5 stars, but there's a certain level of narcissism involved in spending an ungodly amount of time making a site to catalog mine and my family's opinions so I'm taking a star off as penance.
This place used to low-key kinda suck. It was crazy expensive and had mediocre food. But about a year ago they changed their menu up and dropped a lot of the prices and now it's one of my regular haunts. The food is pretty good now but they still have a really confusing setup inside where one half is a sit-down restaurant and the other half is counter order. And the menu isn't the same between them? Why would you do that? What's special about that half of the restaurant that you can't just carry an entree 10 feet further from the kitchen? Points were lost for gatekeeping.
An absolutely perverted candy. Each one comes with a dry and chewy outer casing that is edible but can be peeled back to reveal a solid sticky mass on the inside. Sort of like if a candy was designed by H. R. Giger. Can't believe it made it out of committee. Loved every second of it.
Like if a trumpet married a tumbleweed. Completely ridiculous instrument, big fan.
It would be half a star, but it does involve having a fun bonfire and that doesn’t count for nothing.
I really wanted to like these but they were waaaaaay too thick. Kind of like eating a BBQ cracker. Tasty though. Put this flavor on a better potato and you got an A+ chip but alas.
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The traffic hasn't affected me in the slightest as I do not live there. Chick-fil-a is on this street so how could it be bad?
I ate here with my coworkers so I’m biased by the fact that it was free, however, this was the best bowl of ramen I have ever had my god. The pig in my soup should feel HONORED to have been served to me enrobed as he was. I unfortunately must knock off a star from an otherwise 5 star experience for the exclusive use of a QR code menu. It’s harsh but I have to stick to my principles.
Ragtrader is a bar in Midtown. Pretty good drinks but pricey, and they seemed to make them a bit too fast. You know how when something good gets made a little too quickly and you're left wondering, "What corners did you cut to do that without a couple extra minutes?" It was that sort of experience. Not too crowded though and I sat at the bar and chatted with a friend until they almost kicked us out.
I prefer cold water from a stale brita pitcher whose filter hasn’t been changed since 2015 and almost certainly harbors various strains of ecoli. But nevertheless it is quite tasty.
Wow. Only 5 things on the menu. No decisions to make, just one incredible cheeseburger. The sauce was mostly pickles and I never knew that was something I wanted. Like if you blended up another cheeseburger and added mayo to turn it into a spread. I feel sick already from how heavy it was but all I want is another one asap.
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