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The Wicked Press Tour

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It has been 6 months of the most unwell women you’ve ever seen pawing at each other and never forming a single coherent sentence. It’s like a game show where contestants have to survive high doses of carbon monoxide. There have been phrases spoken on this tour that have now permanently entered my lexicon and I have watched them enough times to make up the full runtime of the actual film. I keep expecting the next interview to be shot from two hospital beds complete with IV drips and the sound of a heart rate monitor flatlining.