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Jacob Patty

@jacobpatty

Sep 19, 2024

It’s fine but not amazing

Sep 19, 2024

Dry as hell

Sep 18, 2024

They had an odd bbq flavor i didn't like, but the texture was great, just the perfect amount of thickness.

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Sep 17, 2024

I like it, but I can’t give it a full 5 stars because there is a part of me, a very small amount though, that feels just a tiny little bit narcissistic about thinking me and my family members have the most interesting opinions on everything.

Sep 17, 2024

Really good for driving. Make a man feel as though one of these days God’s punishment will come both just and swift but it ain’t today, today you can just keep on driving.

Sep 14, 2024

A cultural practice
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A way to get together with your buds
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Sep 14, 2024

Yeah, it has gone down hill fo sho.

Sep 11, 2024

I understand it has its place in an orchestra or whatever, but frankly its a little lame. And what weirdo designed it so you’re forced to put your fist in it as you play? It is nice in that one neil young song but thats about it. A heyday of literally one song in 1970. Even in concert young uses a harmonica for what used to be the french horn’s only solo, and who could blame him, he has a reputation to keep after all. Anyways, go join the bland instrument table with the bongos and the bassoon, you know where you belong.

Sep 11, 2024

Gym was giving out samples. You can imagine my excitement. I love snickers bars, i love protein, I like things that are free. Tasted terrible, like sandy taffy, like someone dropped their gum in the dirt and packaged it. I was unimpressed.

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Sep 11, 2024

Delicious.

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