Jacob Patty
@jacobpatty
Never personally tried it but I don’t see why that should matter.
Really good, the regular glazed donut was warm and delicious, it’s everything you would want a donut shop to be. Thought about giving it 4 and a half stars but I thought, what, am I waiting for God’s donut?
Tasty with meatballs, and fried onions and peppers
It’s lite but filling with 43 grams of protein, tastes good enough, an all around good buy. Was slightly annoyed though that apparently the city creek chick fil a no longer has a curbside pickup in the parking garage. I had to get out in my slippers, and i also wasnt wearing a belt, and go up the elevator to the actual restaurant to get my wrap. The rapid pace of our society’s decline is truly staggering.
Solid hike, not too far, cool thing at the end, neat views of the mountains along the way. It pairs well with a small bag of cinnamon brown sugar cashews and a room temperature water bottle I had to make last the whole way. The waterfall water looked good enough to drink, clear and cool and just begging for you to sip, but yet I abstained. I don’t know why, it seems like there couldn’t be a bug or a virus in the water, why would it be in there all the way up in the mountains? But I’m too weary of parasites to risk it. Same reason I won’t eat raw sushi. I guess it’s a sort of trust I put in men, learned men, men of science, I can’t see anything in the water, surely it’s clean! But nay says the scientist, your eyes are deceived! Something so so so small is in there and it wants to hurt you. Doesn’t seem possible but here we are, apparently we can’t trust our eyes, even though the earth looks flat, the sun looks like it goes around the earth, your muscles look like they’re getting bigger after working out, it just isnt true. 4 stars.
They had an odd bbq flavor i didn't like, but the texture was great, just the perfect amount of thickness.
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I like it, but I can’t give it a full 5 stars because there is a part of me, a very small amount though, that feels just a tiny little bit narcissistic about thinking me and my family members have the most interesting opinions on everything.
Really good for driving. Make a man feel as though one of these days God’s punishment will come both just and swift but it ain’t today, today you can just keep on driving.
I understand it has its place in an orchestra or whatever, but frankly its a little lame. And what weirdo designed it so you’re forced to put your fist in it as you play? It is nice in that one neil young song but thats about it. A heyday of literally one song in 1970. Even in concert young uses a harmonica for what used to be the french horn’s only solo, and who could blame him, he has a reputation to keep after all. Anyways, go join the bland instrument table with the bongos and the bassoon, you know where you belong.
Gym was giving out samples. You can imagine my excitement. I love snickers bars, i love protein, I like things that are free. Tasted terrible, like sandy taffy, like someone dropped their gum in the dirt and packaged it. I was unimpressed.
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