He’s just a real honest guy, your average red state American type. A Baptist, a Marine Corp vet, loves his wife and kid. This guy’ll talk you for a long time about life, and you feel like you’ve been invited to have a cold one with the boys. He also always shows me how he’s fixing my house and then he’ll go on a rant about very astute housing policy and how it’s unfair I’m renting. He’ll let you know what God thinks, but then he’ll remind you he isn’t God and doesn’t really mind the gays like the big man does.