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Trader Joe’s French Onion Popcorn

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Tasty, but it is the functional equivalent of lighting off a mustard gas bomb in your esophagus. For hours you will breathe noxious clouds of onion thicker than the salt lake inversion. Your desperate swishes of mouth wash will be like spitting on a bonfire. Nothing short of a tracheotomy will end the stench. 4 stars.