patty.reviews

Places

Tower Arch Hike, Arches National Park

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We got lost before we even got on the hike. Turns out the trailhead is less of a path and more of a cliff you have to climb. Halfway to the arch, a park ranger asked us if we had seen any wildlife. We had not. She gave us a riddle about which tree to look under to see a dead rabbit. Boy was that rab...

That rabbit was dead.
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Arch
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Toilet plumbing (lack of)
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New York City

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A little overwhelming but has its charms for sure.

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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Great place to loudly live review 18th century paintings to the benefit of all within earshot.

Gloria Falls Hike In Cottonwood Canyon

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Solid hike, not too far, cool thing at the end, neat views of the mountains along the way. It pairs well with a small bag of cinnamon brown sugar cashews and a room temperature water bottle I had to make last the whole way. The waterfall water looked good enough to drink, clear and cool and just beg...

2100 S Sugarhouse

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So I guess they’re trying to improve the road and sidewalks, but it’s been months and I’m not a road expert but what from what I can tell it’s worse than before. The city should pay for everyone to get their Chicfila delivered, or just mine if everyone’s is too expensive, so we don’t have to go on t...

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The access to Chicfila is finally clear. Not an orange cone in sight, to any one who’s nearsighted at least. And all I really care about is getting that sweet, sweet sauce pumped into my system as quickly as possible.

The traffic hasn't affected me in the slightest as I do not live there. Chick-fil-a is on this street so how could it be bad?