Slackwater SLC
Good pizza. Their restaurant is too loud though, but what can you do. I guess what you could do though is enact some kind of system of walls made of that foam thats like all triangles, a bunch of gray and black foam triangles, that would quiet that place up real quick. But the problem with that is that they have live music sometimes, like they had this band with an electric piano, drums, and this fella that was tootin’ a little jazz trumpet up somethin’ nasty! Lawdy lawd could that white boy play some absolutely filthy solos, the kinda solos that get right down and dirty in your very soul, but not toooo disgusting ya hear, he be keepin’ it smoooooth as butter. But anyways if they had too much noise cancelling foam walls it would be more difficult for patrons to hear that very nice jazz music from across the restaurant.
Probably the best pizza in Salt Lake. Takes forever to get a table unless you plan ahead but generally worth the wait. They really could light this place up a little better. Sometimes it feels like you're eating pizza in a haunted house, but that's not necessarily a bad vibe.
