Objects
Atomic Weapons
It’s quite possible they ushered in a bizarre period of relative peace made possible only by the threat of mutually assured destruction. A faustian bargain that may one day come due.
Pretty scary. Not too much redeems them but they are probably the least used weapon that humans have ever made and that doesn't count for nothing.
1The swing of our nuclear scythe has already been set in motion over all humanity with her neck outstretched, her mouth agape, and her eyes closed shut…
1Kitchen Knife
Great for taking whole things and making them into many things. I use it often, i used it today, i cut some baby carrots in half the long ways, ive been experimenting lately with eating vegetables with mixed results. Anyways, the knife is a great tool for the kitchen and it always nice to know its g...
French Horn
I understand it has its place in an orchestra or whatever, but frankly its a little lame. And what weirdo designed it so you’re forced to put your fist in it as you play? It is nice in that one neil young song but thats about it. A heyday of literally one song in 1970. Even in concert young uses a...
Like if a trumpet married a tumbleweed. Completely ridiculous instrument, big fan.
A nice mellow sound that rounds out the brass section. Not the star of the show but doesn't need to be. An honest instrument.