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Food

Peelerz Gummy Mango Candy

4.5
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An absolutely perverted candy. Each one comes with a dry and chewy outer casing that is edible but can be peeled back to reveal a solid sticky mass on the inside. Sort of like if a candy was designed by H. R. Giger. Can't believe it made it out of committee. Loved every second of it.

Harmon’s Tuscan Pasta Salad

3.0
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It’s fine but not amazing

Hawaiian Brand Luau BBQ Kettle Chips

2.5
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I really wanted to like these but they were waaaaaay too thick. Kind of like eating a BBQ cracker. Tasty though. Put this flavor on a better potato and you got an A+ chip but alas.

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They had an odd bbq flavor i didn't like, but the texture was great, just the perfect amount of thickness.

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Pork Barrel BBQ

4.0
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Great little spot two blocks from my house. Can't get food this cheap and good in DC, gotta go out to Virginia

Tonchin NYC

4.0
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I ate here with my coworkers so I’m biased by the fact that it was free, however, this was the best bowl of ramen I have ever had my god. The pig in my soup should feel HONORED to have been served to me enrobed as he was. I unfortunately must knock off a star from an otherwise 5 star experience for the exclusive use of a QR code menu. It’s harsh but I have to stick to my principles.

Ragtrader NYC

3.5
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Ragtrader is a bar in Midtown. Pretty good drinks but pricey, and they seemed to make them a bit too fast. You know how when something good gets made a little too quickly and you're left wondering, "What corners did you cut to do that without a couple extra minutes?" It was that sort of experience. Not too crowded though and I sat at the bar and chatted with a friend until they almost kicked us out.

Drinking cold water straight from the faucet in winter time

3.2
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Five stars if you have good aquifer water, but if you live in a city apartment with bad water it's not good at all (and never gets cold)

Boy does it satisfy.

I prefer cold water from a stale brita pitcher whose filter hasn’t been changed since 2015 and almost certainly harbors various strains of ecoli. But nevertheless it is quite tasty.

Snickers Protein Bar

1.5
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Gym was giving out samples. You can imagine my excitement. I love snickers bars, i love protein, I like things that are free. Tasted terrible, like sandy taffy, like someone dropped their gum in the dirt and packaged it. I was unimpressed.

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7th Street Burger NYC

4.3
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Wow. Only 5 things on the menu. No decisions to make, just one incredible cheeseburger. The sauce was mostly pickles and I never knew that was something I wanted. Like if you blended up another cheeseburger and added mayo to turn it into a spread. I feel sick already from how heavy it was but all I want is another one asap.

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